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2013 Fourteen Days of Halloween Part Six: Feast III ~ The Happy Finish (2009)

Posted by invizweb on October 23, 2013

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Director: John Gulager

Starring: Clu Gulager, Diane Ayala Goldner, Carl Anthony Payne II, Hanna Putnam, Tom Gulager,  Juan Longoria Garcia, Chelsea Richards, Josh Blue, Jenny Wade, Martin Klebba, John Allen Nelson, and Craig Henningsen

Screenwriter(s): Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton

Producer: Michael Leahy, and Ron Cosmo Vecchiarelli

Studio: Dimension (Extreme) Films, and Neo Art & Logic

Run Time: 1 hr 20 Minutes (80 Minutes)

Feast III‘s market are male horror fans from the 18-35 year old demographic (in general for marketing).  And it delivers for that market with topless beautiful women, physical slapstick humor, and horrific beasts.  And let’s not forget the torrents of blood.  Not to be a hypocrite, but maybe because of the extreme nature of the monsters in this film I was more willing to accept the rivers of splatter.  The ignoble fuckers that survived the last film start out on a roof top and try to escape the town through various means while avoiding tthe vicious ghoulies.  Not a great film by a long shot yet Clu, Payne, and the diverse casts’ delivery of the humor and action sequences somewhat make up for the bare bones plot.  Not much more I can say about this films that I did not say about the second film in the series in last year’s review, which I thought was somewhat better.  If you have of a free afternoon to watch very bloody politically incorrect films in the vein of someone trying to do John Waters (but horror-comedy) then catch all 3 marathon style.


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